What's grosser than gross? When you take the biggest dump ever, like sludge dump for example, and you are standing in your bedroom feeling like you just violated the Earth and you hear SLURP SLURP as your dog chugs down water out of the toilet bowl that you just contaminated. WHY do they do that? Seriously. I can't think of anything grosser than that. Do I still love my dogs? Sure. Do I still kiss them on the mouth? Sure.
On to more exciting news...snuck into my first movie last night! It was so cool. I am such a bad ass! Also reading a fantastico book...it's called The Tortilla Curtain. I can't remember the author, but I'll tell you later. Next weekend is the big Housewarming Party. I am so stressing. I forgot the key thing to a party...no not beer, like Ben would say----TABLES & CHAIRS! shit! We'll have good food though! Nowhere to sit, but we'll have BOMB fajitas!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
3 comments:
See now was that so hard? What movie was it?
Don't Mess with the ZOHAN! It was pretty funny.
We saw it last night. It was pretty good!!
Post a Comment