Generally Speaking...

Did you ever notice that male country singers are generally unattractive? It's totally ok and everything, but I was just noticing that if a male country singer is attractive I tend to NOT take him seriously. But let me give you a short list here of examples. George Jones--ugly. Dwight Yoakum--ugly. Johnny Cash--ugly. Kenny Chesney--ugly. Ricky Skaggs--ugly. John Anderson--ugly. Randy Travis--ugly!! There are a few exceptions...like Billy Currington. Yum! Trent Tomlinson-meow! Then there are dudes like Tim McGraw who are good looking, but I think suck at singing. I'm sure other people don't, but I do think he sucks. Anyway, conversely...female country singers MUST be good-looking and skinny and possibly blonde. Generally speaking...Reba McI is fugly in my book.
Don't get me wrong I love country music. LOVE IT. It's the best and that's not because I am trying to impress anyone. I'm bigger than that :) I love those ugly fools and those songs make me cry. Pull at my heartstrings. Did you hear that Carrie Underware song? "This is Just a Dream"???? Wow, I totally cried in the car on the way back from daycare. Totally hit a personal note, definitely not by someone I am related to by marriage, but a friend of mine who lost her man. If you catch my drift.