Little Booger

Funny story: Mary picked a ginormous booger a couple weeks ago and showed it to me, like I'm supposed to do something with it. So I told her to go wipe it on a piece of toilet paper. What I failed to tell her was more thorough directions because the little shit went in the bathroom and wiped her booger on the roll of toilet paper and then went on about her merry business. So, later when I go in to use the can and I go to grab some paper and there is a giant booger there on the tp roll! It was so gross that I had to take a picture. I know what you are thinking...so if you didn't use the tp, how did you finish the job? I'm not gonna tell...maybe drip dry, maybe Bennie's bath towel????!!!