I Missed the Grammys & I Liked It

I missed the Grammys and I really should have watched it. I am so out of touch with the world now. Geeez. I saw all the news reports on it though about how my major stud-muffin Chris Brown beat up his woman. It's so taxing being disappointed in people all the time isn't it? You just never know who is going to turn out to be a piece of crap. Well, I take that back...sometimes you really do know because they make it blatantly obvious. You know they wear that sign that says, "I am a piece of crap" and they think no one knows, but they secretly want everyone to know, etc. But Chris Brown...man, I would have never guessed. He's on the gum commercial, for crying out loud! How innocent is that?? You can't get anymore straight than a gum commercial. Anyway, I missed Katie Perry too. I like her new song a lot. I don't know that she performed or anything. The only thing irritating about her is that she has that faux-lesbian song. I despise faux-lesbos. Either you are a lesbian, or not OR....a you're a faux-lesbian because you think a guy might be interested in you cuz you pretend you are freaky. Weird? Anyway, I'd love to talk about this all night long, but I probably have something better to do. I better go wax my back!