Mary has a sick fascination with Lord of the Rings. Yes, I'm a bad mom--I let my daughter watch LOR. I'm just thinking Angelina Jolie probably would, since her kids have mohawks and stuff and she's like a Mother Teresa figure. Anyway, she is totally fascinated with the orcs and Smeagal. Creepy, eh? She was in bed and had the sheet covering her face except for her eyes and she pulled it down slowly and said "Precious" really creepy just like Gollum. Me & Ben looked at eachother and were like--OMG, did you just see that?!
My morbid fascination is with roadkill. No kidding. I see roadkill and it can totally ruin my day. I don't care what it is--jack rabbit, deer, cat, squirrel, raccoon and God forbid that it be a dog. That could make me hysterical. Anyway, I start wondering about the person who has to scrape the guts off the road and what do they do with it? Where does it go? I am not just the type of person to drive by it and say ick! I drive by and I can't get that little dead animal out of my mind. And the meat rendering companies--they are very fascinating also. Especially the idea of where do they recruit these crazy mofos that work there? I am assuming they don't pay minimum wage...but really, how could you do it? They must be soul-less. And they must had a deadened sense of smell as well.
OK-people so here's the deal. My computer is dead. I can't upload any pics, that's why my blog is pic-less. Or I would totally show off my huge beer gut.
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Well you could always come over and use my computer. It's also an excuse to see your nephew. You know he's loves and misses his aunt.
That is SO CUTE...I MUST SEE this, or at least hear her say it!!!
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