Friday, June 19, 2009

Cougar


Ok so I'm sure by now we are all familiar with the term "cougar" which refers to an older hot chick who chases after young men. Well I was wondering if there was a word for a 25-30yr old chick who has some hard miles on her. Because it's really hard to use "25-30yr old with hard miles on her" in conversation. I was at the hair salon and this chick next to me getting her "hair did" was telling her hairdressor how she just turned 25 and had lost 15lbs because she quit drinking. The hairdressor asked how much she used to drink and she said for 5 years she drank 4 nights a week until she blacked out. Ok so that's one rough chick and she was sorta good looking except her voice sounded like Lindsey Lohan or the new Bachelorette. So then the hairdressor said well you must be saving lots of money and can afford to pay your bills like auto insurance and other things and she's all "Oh no...my parents pay for that". OK so now I'm like FLABERGASTED (big word, right?) 25 and your parents still pay for your bills and you drink till you BLACK OUT on a regular basis?? Come on for real. I bet her parents are saving lots of money in that they don't have to buy her antibiotics for her venereal diseases from when she blacks out & stuff. Gross.

Anyway, this is an extreme case of a 25-30 yr old with hard miles on her. Another example would be a 25-30 yr old who is constantly on the prowl, constantly caking on the makeup and squishing her boobs together, will do anything ANYTHING to draw attention to herself and find a man. Has been to the bar every night, puts out, etc. Very intriguing. Anyway, if there is such a word, please let me know. This is very important. & stuff.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where do you come up with this stuff. I think you need to go back to work. You have way to much time on your hands.
Ma

Shavon said...

I like Slut-cake.

Anonymous said...

How about RHAPUW (rode hard and put up wet)? OMG, did I just say that out loud?!?

Your bad A.S.L.

quesarahsarah said...

OMG you did! This makes me think of one of my favorite songs...by 2 Live Crew: You ain't nothin but a hoochie mama, hood-rat, hood-rat hoochie mama!